It’s December 2nd, and that can only mean that it’s day 2 of the inaugural Realm of Plastic advent calendar - 25 days of ridiculous Warhammer Age of Sigmar random generators! Let me rummage around in my sack and see what I’ve got for you today, thou insufferable mound of dracoth dung…

These insults are just the ticket when you’re losing at Age of Sigmar and want to give your opponent what for. Or when another hobbyist pips you to that coveted Best Painted award. They’re 100% supported by the lore too, in case you were wondering - many of these insults are verbatim quotes attributable to Vandus Hammerhand himself. Enjoy!