You can scarcely turn a corner in the great cities of Sigmar without bumping into a hooded figure rapping out a coded knock upon a sigil-etched door. Take a look at this generator, and discover the arcane zealotry for yourself.

You can scarcely turn a corner in the great cities of Sigmar without bumping into a hooded figure rapping out a coded knock upon a sigil-etched door. Take a look at this generator, and discover the arcane zealotry for yourself.

Enter the unsung heroes of the great war against Chaos - the enterprising tavern owners of such reputable establishments as Ye Thirsty Varghulf and Gork’s Hole. Without them, the realms would be a grim place indeed. Booze-hawkers of the Mortal Realms, we salute you - truly you are doing the god-king’s work.

The festive season has gifted us with this handy-dandy army name generator for your own Ossiarch Bonereapers legions. You could use it to name individual units too, as befits such an elite and storied fighting force.

It’s the 8th of December, and here we are digging deep into a rusty bucket of cold sick. Why would we do this? Why, because we’re exploring the many and varied wonders of disease in the Mortal Realms of course!

It’s the 8th of December, and here we are digging deep into a rusty bucket of cold sick. Why would we do this? Why, because we’re exploring the many and varied wonders of disease in the Mortal Realms of course!

It’s the 8th of December, and here we are digging deep into a rusty bucket of cold sick. Why would we do this? Why, because we’re exploring the many and varied wonders of disease in the Mortal Realms of course!

Well holly golly gosh, if it isn’t day 7 of the advent calendar already! For many of us, Christmas is a time filled with rich foods and gastronomic indulgence. Pity then the poor Ghurish tribespeople, for whom even the local vegetable produce is a predatory hazard, or the mordants of the Flesh-Eater Courts, whose diet is miserably unvaried (though high in protein).

The Mortal Realms are full of strange substances. Some, such as sigmarite and the various forms of realmstone, are well known to scholars. Other materials are rare or even forbidden. These are the substances that the powers-that-be don’t want you to know about.

Let me tell you the sad tale of Andrufus Skybandit, the dear gryph-hound companion on Lord-Castellant Marcoth Direforge. The Lord-Catellant was on campaign, slaying the twisted beasts of Ghur’s Yulestag Mountains, and had left Andrufus back at the stormkeep to guard a particularly delicious aetheric plum pudding…

Day 4 of the Realm of Plastic advent calendar is upon us, and it’s not just us Earthans celebrating the festive season. At any given moment, all across the Mortal Realms, hundreds of thousands of grubby peasants and twisted cultists are engaged in rustic revelry and dark rites.

Welcome to day 3 of the Realm of Plastic advent calendar! I’m pretty excited about this one. This isn’t just an army name generator for the Kharadron Overlords; it’s a sky-port, skyfleet and ship name generator all rolled into one.

These insults are just the ticket when you’re losing at Age of Sigmar and want to give your opponent what for. Or when another hobbyist pips you to that coveted Best Painted award.